Gary: Landlord of the Flies - Latest Comments in July 8: The Spy (Cont.)

Re: July 8: The Spy (Cont.)

Gus Snarp — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:49:21 -0000

Too bad you gave back your key already. Since he doesn't believe you or Dan gave back the key he gave you, one of you should have gone out and gotten thirty keys to the house made and given him all of them

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GDad — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:32:26 -0000

Don't forget "queer". Although in your file, it's probably misspelled as "quear".

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dusto — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:16:12 -0000

Anyone else get the feeling that Gary is all the insults that he dishes out. I call it the rubber/ glue theory. Queer, a fucking dick, bipolar, squirrelly, a cunt, etc...?

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Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:13:37 -0000

This entire blog is just incredibly wonderful. I think I may have to do something similar to chronicle my upstairs neighbor. He makes so much crazy-noise that my girlfriend won't spend the night anymore. Which is OK with me, as her place is nicer than mine anyway.

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Nate — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:52:02 -0000

I personally like how he mentions that Alyssa isn't using a rubber. Wouldn't Dan be fully aware of that?

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Alec — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:20:25 -0000

OH SNAP. Read that wrong. That's your last name. :P

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Alec — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:18:54 -0000

You already told us that Gary's last name is Dunn in the previous post. You don't need to parenthetically bleep it here.

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oliver — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:11:36 -0000

Do squirrels generally have a bad rental reputation? Most time i see them they're keeping to themselves, minding their own business.

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dedicated — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:35:10 -0000

Please, god, give us his phone #.

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Chris Charabaruk — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:23:53 -0000

Gary's files, given his behaviour, sounds like he has the potential to go serial killer. Welcome to bat country.

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DuBBle — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:02:37 -0000

You made a typo: "It was god of Gary". Love the blog, and ensuring you correct your typing. Sorry you're having such a hard time - I imagine writing about it could be therapeutic. Keep it up!

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illiniemags — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:44:46 -0000

"Something else I am just now understanding; he has a file on each of us. This is to be expected from a landlord, but apparently mine has my first and last name, my place of employment, tiny, squirrelly, and bipolar on it."

You forgot queer.

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kevin — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:41:04 -0000

I wonder how Gary's taxonomy works? Why are you a "dick" while Dan is a "cunt?"

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Nevrmore — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:14:58 -0000

Am I the only one who finds it funny that he seems to categorize you as a dick, whereas Dan is a cunt?

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Luc — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:51:28 -0000

Please, please, PLEASE, if you can. Go on People's Court, Judge Judy, Judge Joe Brown, something with this. I NEED to see this court battle.

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Jacob — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:23:44 -0000

Last Name Plz. And we can promise we will talk some (or a ton) of sense into him (or his phone bill) ;)

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John — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:18:49 -0000

Yay, more evidence for y'all!