Last Name Plz. And we can promise we will talk some (or a ton) of sense into him (or his phone bill) ;)
Luc
· 5 months ago
Please, please, PLEASE, if you can. Go on People's Court, Judge Judy, Judge Joe Brown, something with this. I NEED to see this court battle.
Nevrmore
· 5 months ago
Am I the only one who finds it funny that he seems to categorize you as a dick, whereas Dan is a cunt?
kevin
· 5 months ago
I wonder how Gary's taxonomy works? Why are you a "dick" while Dan is a "cunt?"
illiniemags
· 5 months ago
"Something else I am just now understanding; he has a file on each of us. This is to be expected from a landlord, but apparently mine has my first and last name, my place of employment, tiny, squirrelly, and bipolar on it."
You forgot queer.
DuBBle
· 5 months ago
You made a typo: "It was god of Gary". Love the blog, and ensuring you correct your typing. Sorry you're having such a hard time - I imagine writing about it could be therapeutic. Keep it up!
Chris Charabaruk
· 5 months ago
Gary's files, given his behaviour, sounds like he has the potential to go serial killer. Welcome to bat country.
dedicated
· 5 months ago
Please, god, give us his phone #.
oliver
· 5 months ago
Do squirrels generally have a bad rental reputation? Most time i see them they're keeping to themselves, minding their own business.
Alec
· 5 months ago
You already told us that Gary's last name is Dunn in the previous post. You don't need to parenthetically bleep it here.
Alec
· 5 months ago
OH SNAP. Read that wrong. That's your last name. :P
Nate
· 5 months ago
I personally like how he mentions that Alyssa isn't using a rubber. Wouldn't Dan be fully aware of that?
A
· 5 months ago
This entire blog is just incredibly wonderful. I think I may have to do something similar to chronicle my upstairs neighbor. He makes so much crazy-noise that my girlfriend won't spend the night anymore. Which is OK with me, as her place is nicer than mine anyway.
dusto
· 5 months ago
Anyone else get the feeling that Gary is all the insults that he dishes out. I call it the rubber/ glue theory. Queer, a fucking dick, bipolar, squirrelly, a cunt, etc...?
GDad
· 5 months ago
Don't forget "queer". Although in your file, it's probably misspelled as "quear".
Gus Snarp
· 4 months ago
Too bad you gave back your key already. Since he doesn't believe you or Dan gave back the key he gave you, one of you should have gone out and gotten thirty keys to the house made and given him all of them
All Comments
You forgot queer.