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Gary: Landlord of the Flies: July 7: Poking a Bear with a Stick

  • Adam · 5 months ago
    Can't argue with the man's impeccable logic.

    And thanks for sharing more of this!
  • focker · 5 months ago
    So is your old room available now? I'm moving to Chicago and it sounds like a pleasant place to stay!
  • ruthiepd · 5 months ago
    Wow! Gary learned how to spell "fuck" correctly! Score 1 for Crazy Gary!
  • alex · 5 months ago
    argh, it might be disturbing but in the end you will remember all of it and laugh even harder than we do when we are reading these posts =)
    I somewhat feel pitty for Gary but then his attitude is so vulgar that you can't get past it!
  • hngovr · 5 months ago
    In CA, a landlord has 21 days to provide statement of deposit (how it was spent), or refund your deposit. Then it's sue-the-fucking-shit-outta-them-time for 300% of the deposit. I just won a case for $1800. Not sure what the laws are there, but it's definately worth the time to check up on. I had to quote the civil code to the judge as well, he was unaware of the law.

    Best of luck, and sue that fucker into the ground!
  • Me · 5 months ago
    Great blog, and this is the best post yet!
  • kyle · 5 months ago
    I say you should take that fucker for all he's worth.
  • Gretchen · 5 months ago
    C'mon Gabe - Gary is clearly holding your security deposit because you continue to ignore his request that you fuck yourself.
  • JupiterPluvius · 5 months ago
    I am sure that he has fucked himself several times (assuming wanking counts) in the past week, so Gary doesn't have a legal leg to stand on.
  • corey · 5 months ago
    where is this in st. charles?