Gary: Landlord of the Flies - Latest Comments in July 11: Emoticonvict (That One's a Stretch)

Re: July 11: Emoticonvict (That One's a Stretch)

Hayley — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 13:07:36 -0000

Actually, if you pretend the angry face has its head on the right instead, it looks like a REALLY angry face with a unibrow and a pierced lip.

Re: July 11: Emoticonvict (That One's a Stretch)

bartdewaal — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:15:52 -0000

making the text big and red isn't hard. Just edit your theme, and in the style bit just add:

b {
font-size: 130%;
color: red;
}

if you then want a normal bold, use the strong tag instead of the b tag.

Re: July 11: Emoticonvict (That One's a Stretch)

Leah — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:15:48 -0000

ITA. Go to Judge Judy. It would probably be the best episode yet.

Re: July 11: Emoticonvict (That One's a Stretch)

Paul Crik — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:00:13 -0000

Landlord of the flies! Killin' It!
The sequel to this has to be Landlord of The Rings!

If you feel like a lowly serf that needs to learn how to stand up to your landlord, check out "Killin' It with Paul Crik"

http://www.paulcrik.com/

Re: July 11: Emoticonvict (That One's a Stretch)

phoenixx — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:42:36 -0000

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day...

I'm with Withanh on this one - you should SO take it to Judge Judy! :D

Re: July 11: Emoticonvict (That One's a Stretch)

withanh — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:27:56 -0000

Now if only Judge Judy, or some other courtroom reality show would pick this case up! Then we would all get to watch the drama unfold. I find the whole thing fascinating!

Re: July 11: Emoticonvict (That One's a Stretch)

Allie — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:43:05 -0000

You are too funny! I love the drunken phone messages! The note with "coward" written in green was also priceless. You really can tell exactly what he was thinking!

Okay, I know this is shameless self-promotion, but I at least try to promote myself to an audience that may find me funny.

Anyway, my landlord is awesome, but my neighbors are not so awesome. Read about their horrible oompa loompa music, shower stalking, late night unannounced visits and drunken, emo remixes of "Yellow Submarine" at http://hyperboleandahalf.bl...

Echk, I don't think I like advertising myself :(

Re: July 11: Emoticonvict (That One's a Stretch)

caitlin — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 13:55:51 -0000

"emoticonvict" got a big laugh from me.

Re: July 11: Emoticonvict (That One's a Stretch)

TheGreatZarquon — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:35:00 -0000

You were picked up and mentioned by Cracked.com's Twitter feed this morning, dude.

Re: July 11: Emoticonvict (That One's a Stretch)

Tim — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 09:20:07 -0000

I've been reading for a couple days now. Great stuff, can't wait to see how it turns out.

Advice: you should remove even more identifying details (your city, the county where you're filing, etc). The second the internet finds Gary (and they likely will no matter what), he'll start getting phone calls day and night from people who want to hear his voice personally.

Re: July 11: Emoticonvict (That One's a Stretch)

sharksgirl — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 07:22:34 -0000

This stuff is just hilarious!! What a character Gary is. I'm not sure how you remain so calm through all of this.

Re: July 11: Emoticonvict (That One's a Stretch)

so@24 — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:24:22 -0000

God bless Gary. I mean, by this point, he has enriched all of our lives just a little bit.

Re: July 11: Emoticonvict (That One's a Stretch)

Harry Kirk — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:30:21 -0000

When are you going to post a copy of the actual complaint? You should do that. That would really shut your critics up.