When are you going to post a copy of the actual complaint? You should do that. That would really shut your critics up.
so@24
· 5 months ago
God bless Gary. I mean, by this point, he has enriched all of our lives just a little bit.
sharksgirl
· 5 months ago
This stuff is just hilarious!! What a character Gary is. I'm not sure how you remain so calm through all of this.
Tim
· 5 months ago
I've been reading for a couple days now. Great stuff, can't wait to see how it turns out.
Advice: you should remove even more identifying details (your city, the county where you're filing, etc). The second the internet finds Gary (and they likely will no matter what), he'll start getting phone calls day and night from people who want to hear his voice personally.
TheGreatZarquon
· 5 months ago
You were picked up and mentioned by Cracked.com's Twitter feed this morning, dude.
caitlin
· 5 months ago
"emoticonvict" got a big laugh from me.
Allie
· 5 months ago
You are too funny! I love the drunken phone messages! The note with "coward" written in green was also priceless. You really can tell exactly what he was thinking!
Okay, I know this is shameless self-promotion, but I at least try to promote myself to an audience that may find me funny.
Anyway, my landlord is awesome, but my neighbors are not so awesome. Read about their horrible oompa loompa music, shower stalking, late night unannounced visits and drunken, emo remixes of "Yellow Submarine" at http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/
Echk, I don't think I like advertising myself :(
withanh
· 5 months ago
Now if only Judge Judy, or some other courtroom reality show would pick this case up! Then we would all get to watch the drama unfold. I find the whole thing fascinating!
phoenixx
· 5 months ago
Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day...
I'm with Withanh on this one - you should SO take it to Judge Judy! :D
Leah
· 5 months ago
ITA. Go to Judge Judy. It would probably be the best episode yet.
Paul Crik
· 5 months ago
Landlord of the flies! Killin' It! The sequel to this has to be Landlord of The Rings!
If you feel like a lowly serf that needs to learn how to stand up to your landlord, check out "Killin' It with Paul Crik"
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Advice: you should remove even more identifying details (your city, the county where you're filing, etc). The second the internet finds Gary (and they likely will no matter what), he'll start getting phone calls day and night from people who want to hear his voice personally.
Okay, I know this is shameless self-promotion, but I at least try to promote myself to an audience that may find me funny.
Anyway, my landlord is awesome, but my neighbors are not so awesome. Read about their horrible oompa loompa music, shower stalking, late night unannounced visits and drunken, emo remixes of "Yellow Submarine" at http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/
Echk, I don't think I like advertising myself :(
I'm with Withanh on this one - you should SO take it to Judge Judy! :D
The sequel to this has to be Landlord of The Rings!
If you feel like a lowly serf that needs to learn how to stand up to your landlord, check out "Killin' It with Paul Crik"
http://www.paulcrik.com/
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