DISQUS

Gary: Landlord of the Flies: Gary: Landlord of the Flies, I’m sorry it has been so long since my last...

  • Kyle · 5 months ago
    you are not alive.
  • Lula · 5 months ago
    You are a very patient man, kudos! I fear I would have done something stupid by now and landed myself in jail!
  • Starsha · 5 months ago
    Looking forward to hearing how you respond to this email!
  • mercuryvapour · 5 months ago
    For me to attempt to collect a butchers' knife from an unstable person, it would have to be worth a considerable amount of money. I would also have to have named it at some point, and have some type of "personal connection" with it, as in, one drunken night shivering in front of the front door whispering "Don't worry, we'll be OK", whilst stroking the blade until my thumb bleeds...

    Er.

    As for the phone call, and not leaving a voicemail.. meh. I'd be concerned that 'Gary' has people he considers friends.
  • paulcrik · 5 months ago
    I think Gary is finally simmering down. Too bad you can't keep this going for longer. Like so many good things, it comes to an end. Do you think Gary will find some new tenants now?
    Killin It!

    http://www.paulcrik.com/
  • minagiv · 5 months ago
    I'm enjoying the fact that either Gary didn't use question marks and you added them in, or he actually put them in parenthesis. O.o
  • gdunn02 · 5 months ago
    That was actually all Gary. I didn't really get that either. It's like they weren't really questions at all(?)
  • minagiv · 5 months ago
    That's... rather special. The words to describe? I have none. Bob bless you and your patience!! X-D
  • mel · 5 months ago
    huh. Where I live, people do resort to publishing the summons in the newspaper classifieds. It's perfectly legal, even if it is highly unlikely that the person being served will ever see it. As a plus, if they do not see it and fail to show up in court, you kind of win by default.
  • Alexis · 5 months ago
    The way he calls you "BOY" really reminds me of a Texan prison guard about to gay-rape a prisoner in some R-rated movie about crackheads. That's what it makes me think about. Not that I've actually SEEN a movie like this, but it makes me think he's about to cornhole you (and ask you to squeal like a pig)
  • Heather · 5 months ago
    What's funny, is you refering to how hard it is to deliver a summons...the police or courts here, delivered multiple summons to my apartment that were addressed to the previous tennant, and were left simply stuck to my front door for all the world to read. It amused me and made me almost want to call them, and inform them that unfortunately, the person they are trying to summons to court will never see these papers as they have not lived here for 2 years now.
  • Fill · 5 months ago
    Maybe spending some effort getting Gary help would be better than pushing him to a dead-end? Would have made a better story anyways.
  • Phil · 4 months ago
    Do you really think he'd accept it? Even if it were somehow fair to expect Gabe to do as you suggest I can't imagine it having any chance of working. Quit being a git.
  • jennifour · 3 months ago
    Also, it definitely WOULDN'T be a better story! Much more boring, I imagine. ;-)
  • thepansybastard · 5 months ago
    Fill - I think you are missing the entire point.
  • Line · 5 months ago
    I'm interested to see how he'll behave in court.
  • Casper42 · 4 months ago
    Smiley with normal glasses is 8 and then )
    8-)