DISQUS

Yes · 5 months ago

Don't ever stop...in fact MOVE BACK IN! Or hire someone to live there, have Gary sign an agreement to let himself and his property to be taped, and then make trillions. It'll be the latest in reality tv shows!

Jason · 5 months ago

I like the part about Fermilab. It really raises a lot of questions

Venantius · 5 months ago

I just love that he said you were from Fermilab. WTF?

JupiterPluvius · 5 months ago

They have bison at Fermilab. Maybe Gary thinks that bison have something to do with bipolar or bisexual. Or maybe he's just throwing all the "bi-" words at Gabe until something sticks.

Bob · 5 months ago

You need to sue him on one of the many television court programs (like Judge Judy)

GaryLady · 5 months ago

YES! I need to see Gary in physical, live-action form. Please apply to be on the show of whatever hard-ass, needs-to-get-laid judge you can find.

Nate · 5 months ago

Judge Judy!!!!

tonySinclair · 5 months ago

Fermilab?

GaryFan69 · 5 months ago

YES! We definitely need the audio.

GaryFan77 · 5 months ago

Go gary go...
Probably the best way to post the audio, is just upload it to a free file sharing site and just link to that - it may not be 'elegant' but it'll get your file around.
Personally - i usually use www.4shared.com, but just searching for 'free file sharing service' will come up with a bunch of hits from which to choose.

Bumbaclot · 5 months ago

Take this dumbass to court. I wanna see what kind of excuses he'll pull there.

Stein · 5 months ago

LOL

What can I say - epic.

Go - go Gary go go go!

Futsin · 5 months ago

Best Blog Ever.

GaryFan101 · 5 months ago

Incredible. I'm stunned at how he has even heard of Fermilab. Maybe you misheard him through his drunken ramblings. ;) Either way, we want audio!

Zorb · 5 months ago

Impressive.

#1 is an illegal provision anyway, you couldn't be held to it in any rental contract. His legal problems are not your legal problems, unless you are a both a lawyer AND his lawyer.

Mike K · 5 months ago

I think Gabe was being sarcastic about point #1.

Or maybe Gary meant "you broke your contract by moving out and not paying rent". Interesting to see how Gary plans to argue that his written note saying "you're evicted" is not in fact an eviction notice and intention to end the housing contract.

cdn · 5 months ago

No, the note said "YOUR ARE EVICTED" which is very open to interpretation.

calvin · 5 months ago

"I would love not to hear any grammar corrections until at least noon tomorrow."

I would love *to not* hear

calvin_again · 5 months ago

damnit, ignore my stupid split infinitive

not_that_guy_named_calvin · 5 months ago

If you took this to court, it would probably be open to the public. You could get a friend to bring a video camera and then post it. Then you would be so big they would have to invent a new internet just to fit you.

andersonenvy · 5 months ago

Best blog ever, keep it coming

Ivan · 5 months ago

This is all gold, my friend. Impatiently waiting for the audio.

M. H. · 5 months ago

...Fermilab?

Chris · 5 months ago

Wait, you work at FNAL? Heh, we found you on Reddit, small world. Good luck with this guy. Let me know if you need help, I'm in St Chas too.

Aaron · 5 months ago

I would love for someone more clever than I to take all of Gary's notes and emails and translate them into polite but harsh notices. With letterheads and everything. That would be great. I only wish you never moved out so that we could hear more great Gary stories.

Ribs · 5 months ago

I would like to help with this.

Irish · 5 months ago

I have to say, this just continues to get better. Who would have thought that this man could top himself? I can't wait to hear the audio.

Gary · 5 months ago

Go Fock Yoself Cont Coward!!!!

Steve · 5 months ago

Upload it to grooveshark and then embed it.

Sam · 5 months ago

Really, what does it for me is that he says you're a "little tiny dick from.... Fermilab".

Fermilab? How random is that?

static · 5 months ago

Greatest blog ever! Period.

Gary · 5 months ago

FUCK

HolyCrapItsGary · 5 months ago

Man this blog has made my day for the last week! Please post the audio and anything else! epic

gus · 5 months ago

Awesome, he just keeps on giving. Please keep updating.

I dunno why you think a court case is gonna produce the money he owes you. He's already being forclosed on.

Seems like a judge might as well order the guy to sprout wings & fly.

Alfred · 5 months ago

I would have to say that in my history of reading drunken voicemails, this is my favorite. Do you think you can convince him to start his own blog?

iheartgary · 5 months ago

There is no way this guy said Fermilab, but it is funny to think so. I can't wait to hear this.

Andy · 5 months ago

Hahaha...please post the audio! This is a very entertaining story...

B in St. Louis · 5 months ago

Please get an mp3 of this voicemail up! GENIUS

Do you actually work at Fermilab, or is that his own stroke of brilliance?

SwimFan · 5 months ago

"Finer points of this email:"


Uhh?

michael · 5 months ago

"You're a tiny little dick from...Fermilab."
funniest thing I've read all day!

JT · 5 months ago

Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory (Fermilab)

What is Fermilab?
Scientists at Fermilab carry out research in high-energy physics to answer the questions: What is the universe made of? How does it work? Where did it come from?

Sierra · 5 months ago

"This part hit a little home because often times my queerness and bipolar disorder to cause me to forget things."

I haven't laughed so hard all day. lmaoo. I love you. Please, please, please keep this blog up. <3

Matt · 5 months ago

whats his phone number? lets fuck with this asshat!

adam · 5 months ago

Please God get that voicemail on here for us to listen to.

Ben · 5 months ago

You are a lucky man in some ways... Massively unlucky in others. This voice mail would help you a lot in court. The downside is he is unlikely to ever pay back your deposit even if the court orders him to do so. It's clear the police and court orders don't mean much to him. Good luck. As a plus side you are likely entertaining hundreds if not thousands of people by writing this up. Thanks.
-Ben

Colin · 5 months ago

Does he talk like the Tourettes Guy by any chance?

Matt · 5 months ago

You work at Fermilab? Are you a physicist? Me too! High five.

Tomb · 5 months ago

Please post audio!

Ryan Richards · 5 months ago

If this ever makes it to one of those small claim court TV shows let me know. I will willingly break my mental embargo against such shows to see Gary on it. I have a feeling that there is a deep secret knowledge within his mind and that if you string together the censoring beeps that will be released at his court date you'll have the morse code for the phrase that can undo all God's creation.

rev. chuck · 5 months ago

gary is fucking awesome


you squirrelly bipolar dick

Nick · 5 months ago

Garry is my hero!

Pretty please with sugar on top, post the audio file. (or put it up on Pirate Bay, or both)

Nick
/Sweden

RJ · 5 months ago

FERMILAB!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

LB · 5 months ago

Gabe,

Excellent blog. I'm sorry you have to suffer for your art, but at least you have an incredible story to tell. My favorite line to date, "That part hit a little home because often my queerness and bipolar disorder cause me to forget things." Gold, absolute gold.

dalas · 5 months ago

Unfortunately, small claims court probably won't get anything done. A guy like Gary just won't pay, and nothing really happens to you if you don't pay a small claims court judgement.

Name · 5 months ago

I have the geh and I am forgetful. Didn't know there was a positive correlation! I am thrilled and will cease any attempts to have a better memory. I love Gary. Is he single?

Matt · 5 months ago

I think there is a 150% chance that this man has been on the show COPS or something similar in the past.

Also, what does FERMILAB have to do with anything?? And why would being from there be a bad thing?

sme · 5 months ago

Is this scripted? I could swear that I heard paper rustling as if he was turning the page of his "notes." Did anyone else notice that?

serasara · 5 months ago

I desperately want to know what happened next. Keep it up! GARY 4 EVA!

Jose · 4 months ago

Is it just me, or was he reading the super speech? It sounds like paper sheets flipping durying the long pause

splathappy · 4 months ago

i have read this whole thing and i am dieing to see how it turned out.... did you file suite...

sean_p · 2 months ago

Geez, you're not just a tiny, little, bipolar, queer dick - you're... from Fermilab! Stay away from my children, you pervert!!!!11!! :)