DISQUS

alex · 5 months ago

i love the little person costume

awob · 5 months ago

hahaha simple, yet effective.

GirlShawn · 5 months ago

Fucking brilliant.

Matt Algren · 5 months ago

Okay, loving this video. Especially the Blagojevich reference. Kudos for that.

Also, uh, hottie!!!

mortikai · 5 months ago

i nearly pissed myself when the fermilab picture came up

Gary's Green Marker · 5 months ago

Killing me. Hilarious. Great work. I can't wait to see the artist's rendering from the court case.

Mr. Nubbler · 5 months ago

Just fockin' Awesome!!

sara · 5 months ago

I am soooo enjoying your blog. Please take him to tv court. He seems like the type that would show up just because he wants to be on tv and I would love to see Judge Judy take a crack at him. You can sue people and win all you want but that doesn't mean you are ever going to see any money.

Jessica · 5 months ago

bahahahaha - Gabe, you crack me up

mgx · 5 months ago

I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!! hilarious.

dallasite · 5 months ago

i've passed numerous hours dealing with my own jerk landlord, hopes yours works out.

santa · 5 months ago

the bipolar and queer pictures are my faves.

gary · 5 months ago

YOU LITTLE SQUIRRELYYY DICK THIS IS GARYY YOU COWARD GABE YOU LITTLE QUEER HOW DARE YOU RITE A WEBCITE ABOUT ME YOU FUCKIN COWARD

vmkid · 3 months ago

You're not really Gary, are you?

thehappyhornist · 5 months ago

I salute you, sir.

nellnee · 5 months ago

The coffee I was sipping almost came out of my nose when the Blago pic came up the same time as Lying MF ... I am a print reporter out of Elgin and would LOVE to follow the case ... could you post the File Number you were assigned? And have you checked with Barsanti to see if there is a criminal case here for harassment? Have you filed police reports for the harassment, and not just Gary's other arrests? I could FOIA the reports ...

MorningGloria · 5 months ago

I'm amazed at your (apparently) Fermilab-engineered level of composure in the face of Gary's batshittery. I'm sort of sad that the whole thing will be over soon, and I hope that you and Gary will someday be able to get together over scones and laugh at this together, like best friends. (If that actually happened, you have to make this into a screenplay.)

me · 5 months ago

Gary you are hot!!!! Are you single????

me · 5 months ago

i mean Gabe, sorry fail.

Name · 2 months ago

YEAH Gabe is hot. What a cutey-pie.

Katy · 5 months ago

There was no shot of Dick Trickle and he is by far, my most favorite Dick.

Dave · 5 months ago

You've got to hear Sublime's Robbin the Hood CD, with the three tracks called Raleigh Soliloquy I, II, and III -- a crazy dude spouting crazy shit. The similarity is enough that I wonder if its the same wingnut.

Email me if you want me to send you an mp3.

Nice blog, good stuff.

mgribble · 5 months ago

its not the same guy, Raleigh is a right wing nut who actually did run oldskool science fiction magazine and quite the comedian (I heard him and brad were really good friends, and he did the RtH for freee!

Paul Crik · 5 months ago

Looks like Gary finally got on and visited the blog!

Everyone, if you need to know how to squish a landlord
use the power of "Killin' It" at: http://www.paulcrik.com/

Pauls aPrick · 5 months ago

Any chance you could go away?

morgenstarren · 5 months ago

Ahahahahahaa. I've been following this blog since I saw it posted in a community on Live Journal. I shouldn't be surprised that people like Gary exist. I really shouldn't. Thanks for the laughs, though. Video = awesome.

punainen · 5 months ago

Congratulations for this blog from Finland!!
The other day an English native speaker tried to explain the following "idiom" to me: "If life gives you Lemons make lemonade" (or sth like that). If I got that explanation right, YOU really made lemonade out of this!
Thank you so much for superb entertainment!!
:-D

gl3nk · 5 months ago

Gary needs to get laid. He also seems to have a strange obsession with squirrels and dicks. Poor guy.

Sierra · 5 months ago

I laughed sooo hard. Oh god.
I love this video.
You have no idea.

Also, sexy alert. Damn.

Chris · 5 months ago

I nearly did a spit take... TWICE! watching this. What a hoot!

seanjkil · 5 months ago

Wow, this is pure gold. Could we start a fund and hire someone to go live in this house for more updates? Maybe install some web-cameras? This would be by far the best reality TV show ever. Gary needs his own radio talk show.

-seanjkil@gmail.com

Sarah · 5 months ago

I would love to see this on Judge Judy or People's Court... Gary would get thrown out so freaking fast...

Jack · 5 months ago

If nothing else, you got some great anecdotal material out of this. Very funny stuff. Loved the video.

Lauren · 5 months ago

I really enjoy reading your blog. The story is amazingly awesome, and I do hope it continues. How you word your responses to Gary are hilarious. I hope you do not encounter a living situation like this again....even though it makes for awesome stories :)

mizzstarz · 5 months ago

Good luck with this crap, that guy is CRAZY! And you're a hottie ;)

Kevin · 5 months ago

You're cute.

Gina · 5 months ago

oh my god, i love this video so hard. i haven't laughed until i cried like this in weeks. thank you :)

what a psycho landlord!

Phasmo · 5 months ago

You people do realise that the MAN writing this blog isn't the person in the sexy waitress costume right...

Matt Algren · 5 months ago

Right, he's the stunningly attractive gent in the little people costume.

Some of us have teh ghey.

DAK23 · 5 months ago

Wow! This is SO focking awesome! Dude, not only are you INCREDIBLY hot, but your composure considering all this is truly heroic. I love the humor you're able to get out of this (I know from a bad landlady experience) and turn this schmuck in on himself.

Ipixel8 · 5 months ago

OMG ... That video is an epic masterpiece! Bravo! I'm looking forward to how this all turns out. Thanks and kudos for sharing this with the rest of the world. I doubt that alleged post is really from Gary, he didn't spell "FUCKING" in his usual "Garyese" as "FOCKING"

Keep the updates coming, you have a loyal audience here hanging on every bipolar, squirrely, queer, FOCKING word! :^{D>

Name · 5 months ago

Hehe.
This is one insane case.
I'll be sure to keep an eye on this blog.

And........you are very attractive. Love the costume!

user · 4 months ago

Great story mate. And I thought my ex-roommate was weird. Since we are all quite concerned about correct grammar and other language issues, I find it particularly remarkable that he is able to articulate completely drunk thoughts that clearly understandable.

Melanie · 4 months ago

This is HILARIOUS.

And, you're pretty fucking hot.

hawaiishoegirlie · 4 months ago

ooh gabe, you're hot!

alisapena · 4 months ago

This whole thing is hilarious...and you're way too hot to stay in the midwest! come to california, san francisco in particular! ;)