Gary: Landlord of the Flies - Latest Comments in August 21: Invoices in Your Head

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

Beth — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:18:42 -0000

O Gary, Gary, Gary. I wish I could fix you up with our former tenant Ellen, she of the ranting, 10-minute long voice mails, and the screaming tantrums alone in her apartment, and the pointless $800 lawsuit for disturbing her with a necessary paint job on the house, and the indecent exposures aimed at seducing my partner, and the weeping fit in front of the mediator where she admits that she harasses us because "you have each other and I have nobody.... (sob, sob)." What a pair you would make. Borderline personality disorder people really ought to have their own dating service.

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

Name — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:59:25 -0000

Awesome! My former landlord must be friends with Gary. We got the same kind of fabricated laundry list, including trying to claim we were late on our rent.

We offered to provide copies of bank statements, showing when items had cleared. He simply said, "That doesn't prove anything."

And our own saga begins!!

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

donXpiano — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:34:27 -0000

Keep up the good fight Gabe! If you make it to Joe Brown or Judge Judy I'll totally watch it.

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

jsbot — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:08:04 -0000

I had a similar, yet less hilarious experience two years ago in Brooklyn, for 13 MONTHS ( too broke to move earlier). Fortunately for me, she gave me my deposit back promptly. Fortunately for all ya'll she provided TONS of schizophrenic material:

http://jsbot.livejournal.com/

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

dustybizzle — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 10:17:34 -0000

This is possibly one of the most epic things i've ever seen.

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

pnaa — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 09:37:53 -0000

I have this bookmarked >.<.. been checking back often! Cant wait to see the outcome!

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Sam — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:52:04 -0000

I'm with tamra9; I log in almost every day to see what Gary has up his sleeve (or in his flask). Gary reminds me of my dad, also named Gary, except that your Gary has a house from which to rent rooms and bother tenants, while my own Gary lives in a tiny trailer and bothers everyone around him. Ahhh, memories. . .

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

minagiv — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:58:14 -0000

Also, it isn't an apartment... it's a room.

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

Chris — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:10:25 -0000

I smell a great movie in the making. Would make for an amazing Lifetime movie if Gabe was a woman.

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

ericcommando — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:49:43 -0000

Gabe please take Judge Judy! There's a very good chance I'll get to see the case and that would just make my year. Sorry your misfortune is my endless entertainment. ;-)

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

name1345154 — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 10:31:44 -0000

Vacuuming and taking out the trash is considered normal wear at tear. The only items he could charge for would be holes in the wall (beyond a reasonable amount) and other damage. There's nothing to charge for there. Gary's such an idiot.

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

Lola — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 01:33:03 -0000

My husband doesn't give me enough allowance if I could be getting 70 bucks for the things I do on a daily basis! DAMN!

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

wowgaryjustwow — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 23:01:59 -0000

did you not understand the sarcasm from the 'You didn’t actually pay someone $70 to vacuum the room, take out the trash and clean the bathroom, did you?' ... Gabe didn't leave the room a mess. Duh.

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

Name — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:41:37 -0000

leaving an apartment dirty doesn't count as normal wear and tear, at least where I'm from.

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

minagiv — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 13:18:33 -0000

Aaawww, look at Gary, trying to be all official and whatnot! It's so cute! X-P

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

happyhibisci — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:10:32 -0000

Geez, this is such an unnecessary situation. GARY, JUST GIVE HIM HIS MONEY AND GET THIS OVER WITH

Re: August 21: Invoices in Your Head

tamra9 — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:35:18 -0000

Thank God u posted 'finally' ...lol . I've been dying to know whats going on.
How sad am I ? ...lol